Math's will get you the bull's eye anytime!

[KenC]

This is a little something someone sent me that is indisputably mathematical logic.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while "Hard work" and "Knowledge" will get you close, and "Attitude" will get you there, it's the "Bullshit" and "Ass kissing" that will put you over the top.

[Gerald D]

P-r-o-c-r-a-s-t-i-n-a-t-i-o-n
16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+20+9+15+14 = 192%

[sailfl]

J-u-s-t D-o I-t
10+21+19+20+4+15+9+20 = 118%

[KenC]

D-a-y-D-r-e-a-m-i-n-g
4+1+25+4+18+5+1+13+9+14+7=101%

[Kobus_Joubert]

BigBlueBrakpan = 121 %